Title: The Umbilipus
Author: luna_argentea
Pairings: House/OFC, House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17 for both pairings
Prompt: House walks into the clinic; the patient has tentacles. (Warning: PWP!!!)
Words: 1699
Author's Note: I thought Halloween might be an appropriate time to post this rather strange fic. Wilson originally wasn't going to be in it but he just couldn't stay away from House. The deadline for this fic was 31 August 2007. Oops. Still, better late than never. :)

He looked at her, astounded, while the tentacles slithered and writhed like giant worms...

Title: Left of West
Author: Hannah R. Orlove
Fandom: House, MD
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Stacy, House/Cuddy, strong House-Wilson friendship
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written for wtf27, prompt #4: Wings. Thanks to tartary_lamb, cenori, ticcyyy, deelaundry, and thedeadparrot, in various capacities, with extra to emblem and euclase. Commentary on this is up here.


I wake up scared, I wake up strange.
I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to change.
I wake up scared, I wake up strange
and everything around me stays the same.
-
What A Good Boy, Barenaked Ladies


Part one.

Part two.

Part three.

Part four.

Stump the writer!

A) Go to the list of my fics, and pick out a line or three from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense. Also, from MSTs: they have to be the bold, not the bad!fic)
List of fics here
Laurenverse fics here

B) I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from.

C) A drabble (ficlet) to anyone who stumps me.

Respond to it here

Title: The Demon Kidney of Romford
Pairing: Garth Marenghi/demented hatred of David Shore
Rating: R (Themes?)
Words: 2,548
Warnings: Warnings are for cowards. Plus there's death.
Disclaimer: These things belong to Messrs. David Shore, Matthew Holness, and Richard Ayoade, and I am a lowly insect.
Dedication: For davidshore bc ilu.
Summary: Crossover with the incomparable Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. When Gregory House and Dr. Rick Dagless, MD meet, who wins? Who loses? Who lives? Who dies? (Hint: Nobody worth mentioning does that last thing.)

Marenghi was not jealous. In fact, he was actively the very opposite of jealous. Anyone could write stories about a regular, well-lit hospital filled with regular, albeit extraordinarily attractive, people dealing with everyday problems like lupus, nephroptosis, amyloidosis, and Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome. Not that Marenghi had ever seen the show, which was for laymen and middle-aged invalid housewives. It took a true and genuine master to pen tales of previously unimagined dreamscapes of fear in a hospital sitting atop a gate to hell itself. And Marenghi knew it.

MORE HERE.

Title: Heart Thrown Open
Author: Hannah R. Orlove
Fandom: House, MD
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: House/Wilson
Notes: I took a note from thedeadparrot and wrote indulgent Valentine's Day porn while working under a deadline. Sequel to Fight Down Height. Title comes from the song Near Wild Heaven.


They spent a good chunk of an hour figuring out a racing route.

Title: Keeper (Agnates in Elysium), Part 10/10
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Summary: House & Wilson’s son Jack passes one of life’s crossroads and makes an unexpected connection.
Note: Part One began in June 2033. Sequel to My Fathers’ Son, set in an AU that crosses over with simple__man’s Churchverse, which began with Brilliant. Grateful appreciation to daisylily for beta and to simple__man for creating something wonderful and letting me play with it.
Special Note: This is the final section; no epilogue. (Although there are two short interludes that take place between Parts Eight and Nine: Vision and Character.) Thanks again to simple__man, little_himself, anamatics, and thedeadparrot for letting me explore intriguing characters that they created.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven - Part Eight - Part Nine

Jack looked up from the computer and stared at his cell phone.

Title: Keeper (Agnates in Elysium), Part 9/10
Author: Dee Laundry
Ship: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Summary: House & Wilson’s son Jack passes one of life’s crossroads and makes an unexpected connection.
Note: Part One began in June 2033. Sequel to My Fathers’ Son, set in an AU that crosses over with simple__man’s Churchverse, which began with Brilliant. Grateful appreciation to daisylily for beta and to simple__man for creating something wonderful and letting me play with it.Special Note: Miriam and her mother are the creation of thedeadparrot (in stories that have spoilers for this section): here and then here.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven -
Part Eight

It was a slow Tuesday evening at the pharmacy.

Remember this WIP from July? I finally got past my block on Part 8. Part 9 and Part 10 up within the next few days.

Title: Keeper (Agnates in Elysium), Part 8/10
Author: Dee Laundry
Ship: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Summary: House & Wilson’s son Jack passes one of life’s crossroads and makes an unexpected connection.
Note: Part One began in June 2033. Sequel to My Fathers’ Son, set in an AU that crosses over with simple__man’s Churchverse, which began with Brilliant. Grateful appreciation to daisylily for beta and to simple__man for creating something wonderful and letting me play with it.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven

Forty ounces of Gatorade, two Advil, a piece of toast, and half a cup of coffee, and Jack was finally starting to feel like he might have energy at some point

Title: Love Is A Battlefield
Author: Starlingthefool
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Wordcount: 11,000, posted in 3 parts
Summary: Written for the betteronvicodin challenge of: "Karaoke leads to love."
Warnings: Smut. Cheese. Fluff. Crack. Smeeffrack! It's what's for dinner.
A/N: Basically, this is what happens when I...
1. Drink too much coffee.
2. Go to karaoke too often.
3. Live in a town that is way too into 80's music.

And if you're really bored, you can listen to the soundtrack to this fic here.

"You're taking us to a gay bar?" Wilson asked as House parked in front of the huge rainbow flag that was waving gaily in the wind.

Title: Rush Down Darkness (complete)
Author: starlingthefool
Pairing: House/Wilson (mostly gen)
Genre: House MD/World War Z crossover
Rating: R
Warning: Zombies. Angst. Violence. House with a loaded gun. Not quite apocalyptic, but close.
Summary: ”I don’t know exactly when I realized that there were more walking corpses than living people”
Disclaimer: I own neither House nor the vast swarms of the undead from Max Brooks' world. Pity.
A/N: I know I know; I suck worse than gravity. This took me forever to finish. But here for you all is the complete story, posted in three parts.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3